omfg all the Maxime’s on the team are ‘Maxime M’

I want English commentators to cover the game just so I can listen to them get confused haha!

Chrollianne you must be joking, Maxime Machenaud is a scrum half?

He’s built like a tank!

edit: he IS a scrum half! gosh I hope Morgan doesn’t feel the need to bulk up or anything!

I feel prepared for shouting new nicknames at the computer screen for the Argentina match.

If Wenceslas Lauret plays, we must shout ‘Wency!’ in the manner medieval people would have shouted ‘WENCH’.

• those of you with a keen eye shall recognise him as the guy sat next to wenceslas in the first picture!

• Even from this tiny photo I can tell this guy is about 7 feet tall.

• He’s a Clermontois. ‘Nuff said.

• on le left. urgh how good are his teeth!?

• quite obv the one on the left. He’s in the scrum and his ears are pristine!